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Fun English – 4 doctor jokes so you can learn English with a laugh!

When was the last time you went to see a doctor?

Did anything funny happen? Quite often, there are language confusions with doctors and nurses… especially if you’re in a foreign country. For example, something funny happened to me once when I went to see a doctor while I was in France.

After talking to me for a few minutes, the doctor asked me to “sit up straight”. My French wasn’t very good at the time, and I understood “raise your right shoulder”. So, I raised my right shoulder. She just looked at me as if I were crazy and repeated her command. In the end, I understood her and sat up straight. 

Anyway, just for a bit of fun, here are 4 doctor jokes so you can learn English with a laugh!

CLICK HERE BELOW TO LISTEN TO THE JOKES AND IMPROVE YOUR PRONUNCIATION AND LISTENING SKILLS! 

BUT… before listening, make sure you understand these words and phrases:

A goat

An animal about the size of a sheep with horns and a beard

A kid

Two meanings: a) a baby goat; b) a young child

A needle

A sharp piece of metal for sewing (joining pieces of material together), or for giving injections

I see your point

Two meanings: a) I understand you; b) I can see the sharp end of the object you are holding

4 doctor jokes

1 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m invisible.

Doctor: Who said that?

2 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a goat!

Doctor: How long have you felt like this?

Patient: Since I was a kid!

3 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I’m going to die in 51 seconds!

Doctor: I will be with you in a minute!

4 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a needle!

Doctor: Mmm… yes. I see your point!

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