Romeo: Grandmama’s apple pie a la mode.
Romeo: Yeah, I’ve been thinking about it.
Dominique: I can’t do it with the ice cream, though, so I guess that wouldn’t make it a la mode, right?
Romeo: You can’t do apple pie with ice cream?
Dominique: No. Because I like to eat my apple…
Dominique: Actually, I am.
Romeo: Oh! Well, then there it is there. Yeah, you’re missing out. I mean, at least you can have the home-baked apple pie with the crust and…
Dominique: Oh yes!
Romeo: I know, right? Just sliced up real nice and just warm…
Dominique: The Granny Smith apples… so delicious!
Romeo: Yeah, yeah. I mean, whose other apples would you want?
Dominique: Some people use the red apples.
Romeo: That’s so wrong.
Dominique: It is.
Romeo: That’s just apple pie a la rude.
Dominique: Totally disrespectful.
Romeo: I guess what I’m saying is… Would you like to go meet my grandma and have some apple pie?
Dominique: All right! Let’s do it.
Romeo: It’s a date.
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